Just like last month, we have gathered the weirdest and wildest tweets from Crypto Twitter for the month of March 2019. Hope you’re ready!
‘Short the Bankers,’ They Said
Don’t trust. Verify.
SponsoredBank fines since 2008: $243B
Crypto market cap: $134B
Which one is used for illegal activities again?
— Dan Held (@danheld) March 10, 2019
Some Useful Reminders
Put Bitcoin (BTC) in your Top 8.
https://twitter.com/misir_mahmudov/status/1105560082186670081
– Drug wars haven't made a dent.
– The Pirate Bay is still up.
– Bittorrent is still up.How on Earth do people think someone can stop bitcoin?
— Dan Held (@danheld) March 17, 2019
#BiNanceBoin
Oh — now we get it!
sorry for being an uninformed af pleb but does anyone know what does the second B in $BNB stand for?
BiNanceBoin?
— smolting (wassie, verse) (@inversebrah) March 12, 2019
Central Bank Magic
Fire up the printing press!
Sponsored SponsoredAs a central bank, we can create money out of thin air! https://t.co/miawZ6h37m
— Kikonidas ⚡ (@Kikonidas85) March 13, 2019
I hate to break it to you but Bitcoin will never replace central banks. If Bitcoin ever became significant enough as an alternative currency, central banks would still exist to implement monetary policy for the national currencies.
— Larry Cermak (@lawmaster) March 24, 2019
Shut up, Meg!
"You guys always act like you're better than me" #fiat #bitcoin #Litecoin #dogecoin pic.twitter.com/E2sHSNCOYo
— CryptoPappy (@Crypto_Pappy) March 8, 2019
Dem Gainz, Though!
How crazy are cryptocurrency returns, really?
SponsoredPeter Thiel invested $500,000 into FB for a 10.2% stake in 2004.
In 2012, Peter cashed out over $1bil worth of FB shares resulting in a ~200,000% ROI.
Crypto returns are only absurd to retail investors because they aren't normally able to fund early-stage ventures.
— sassal.eth/acc 🦇🔊 (@sassal0x) March 21, 2019
Proof-of-Shill
“We have lots of Twitter followers.” 😭
Current crypto narratives…
ETH: We are finance
BTC: We are gold
XRP: We are banks
LTC: We are faster Bitcoin
EOS: We are DAUs
BCH: We are fatter Bitcoin
USDT: We are not fiat
TRX: We have lots of Twitter followers
XTZ: We are governance
NEO: We once were— Eric Conner (@econoar) March 22, 2019
April Fools’
Whose side are you on?
https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1112581840630484993
Bitcoin’s Got The Moves
The prize for the best video of the month is awarded to:
Sponsored SponsoredHere's the intro that got my video blocked.
It's the video THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE! pic.twitter.com/TIwaEAdX8X
— Bitboy Crypto (@Bitboy_Crypto) March 27, 2019
Try Again, CoinTelegraph
#sorrynotsorry
Sponsored SponsoredOh my, what a wonderful opportunity. I get to join the big names such as "Mati Greenspan" by making a video on the market THIS WEEK for the prestigious publication Cointelegraph! This might be my big break. Thank you God for this opportunity.
(ps. Hell no, get fucked) pic.twitter.com/2OxunOEUeC
— Cobie (@cobie) March 28, 2019
Wise Up!
You’re telling us there are scams in the cryptocurrency space?
I'm as disturbed by crypto relativism as I am by crypto maximalism
Not all blockchains are positive for the world. Some projects in this space are scams. Many tokens exist solely to enrich the few. Not all founders operate in good faith
Who are we if we fail to recognize this?
— RYAN SΞAN ADAMS – rsa.eth 🦄 (@RyanSAdams) March 20, 2019
Want more juicy tweets from Crypto Twitter? Besides the usual news coverage, we regularly retweet The Best of Crypto Twitter on our account — so make sure to follow us! See you next month for April’s selection!
